“Royal Shame: Prince Andrew’s Final Fall from Grace Rocks Buckingham Palace”

The walls of Buckingham Palace are trembling once again — and this time, the scandal belongs entirely to Prince Andrew.

After years of controversy, whispers, and cover-ups, the Duke of York has reportedly been forced to give up his royal titles in a last-ditch attempt to save what little dignity remains of the House of Windsor. Sources close to the Palace claim that King Charles personally demanded his brother step down, calling his behavior “an embarrassment to the Crown.”

 A Palace in Crisis

The shocking decision came after fresh revelations linking Prince Andrew once more to the late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. According to reports, the Metropolitan Police have reopened inquiries into whether Andrew tried to use police contacts to dig up dirt on his accuser, Virginia Giuffre.

“It’s the final straw,” said one royal insider. “The King can’t protect him anymore. Charles wants to clean up the monarchy — and that means cutting Andrew loose.”

In a rare display of royal fury, Andrew has reportedly been told to vacate Royal Lodge, his lavish 30-room mansion in Windsor. One staff member was overheard saying, “It’s like watching a prince being evicted. The mood is absolutely poisonous.”

 Brothers at War

Behind the palace gates, tension between the royal brothers has reached boiling point. While Charles focuses on restoring the monarchy’s image, Andrew is said to feel “betrayed and abandoned” by his own family.

“He believes he’s being sacrificed for PR reasons,” said a former royal aide. “He’s angry — and he’s not leaving quietly.”