Exclusive: Duchess Meghan Announces Harry’s Surprising New Career Path
Montecito, California – The usually serene world of the Sussexes was rocked this morning when the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, made an unexpected and highly personal announcement regarding her husband, Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex.
Speaking from their sun-drenched Montecito home in a surprise, pre-recorded message dropped onto their Archewell website, Meghan revealed that Harry will be pivoting away from documentary production and memoir writing to pursue a passion project he has been secretly developing for years: professional woodworking.

The Royal Handyman
The revelation left fans and royal watchers scrambling. While Prince Harry has always been known for his hands-on charity work and military service, no one had anticipated a foray into artisanal crafts.
“As many of you know, Harry has always been a man who finds peace in nature and enjoys building things,” the Duchess began, smiling warmly. “But lately, that passion has manifested itself in a surprising way. For months, he’s been disappearing into the garage. He’s been covered in sawdust, and honestly, smelling faintly of varnish.”
The announcement confirmed that the Duke will be launching his own bespoke furniture line, tentatively titled “The Windsor Workshop.” The line will focus on sustainably sourced, rustic-chic pieces, with an emphasis on handcrafted benches, reading chairs, and elegant dog beds.