Kensington Palace’s Witty Statement: Prince Louis is ‘Conker-Trating’ on His Studies
London, UK – Prince Louis, the youngest son of the Prince and Princess of Wales, has become known globally for his charmingly cheeky antics during major royal events. While the public often expects a statement from Kensington Palace to address serious matters, the most recent official word concerning the young prince has been a delightful piece of wordplay delivered in response to a very unique royal offer.

The palace was recently compelled to issue a public reply after Prince Louis, aged seven, was unexpectedly offered his first official royal role—not for his lineage, but for his endearing love of a traditional British playground game.
The Royal Offer: Honorary Conker Patron
The story began when the Princess of Wales, during a recent public engagement, shared a relatable detail about life with her youngest child. She revealed that Louis is an avid collector of “conkers”—the seeds of the horse chestnut tree—and hides them everywhere around the house.
“We keep finding conkers in cupboards, in his bed – conkers everywhere!” the Princess confided.
Upon hearing of the young prince’s passion, the World Conker Championships—the long-running annual competition—sent a formal invitation to the Prince and Princess of Wales, proposing that Louis become their first-ever Honorary Patron.
The organization’s spokesperson noted that Louis would be the “perfect honorary patron,” as the Princess of Wales herself is a champion of connecting children with nature.
The Palace’s Playful Response
Despite the heartwarming nature of the offer, the Prince and Princess of Wales have made it clear that their children’s education and privacy are their top priorities, and official working roles are currently off-limits.
Kensington Palace staff, however, proved they have a playful side when they issued their polite and witty rejection. A palace spokesperson confirmed to the media that the offer was declined with a memorable pun:
“We really appreciate the invite but currently Prince Louis is ‘conker-trating’ on his studies.”
The lighthearted play on words—substituting “concentrating” with the name of the popular game—was instantly applauded by royal commentators and the public alike for its charm and modern approach to royal communication.
The statement reaffirms the approach taken by Prince William and Princess Catherine to shield their children from official duties while they are young. For now, Prince Louis will continue to win hearts with his infectious enthusiasm in public, but his focus remains firmly on school, leaving the world championships to battle it out without their tiniest royal patron.