London, U.K. — Hold onto your teacups, royal fans! In a move that has left Buckingham Palace buzzing, Princess Anne has reportedly issued a stern “royal punishment” aimed directly at Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex — and it’s causing chaos across the royal family! According to palace insiders, the famously no-nonsense Princess Anne has “had enough” of Meghan’s antics and has laid down the law in a fiery private exchange that has now leaked to the press.

Princess Anne doesn’t mince words,” said one royal source. “She told Meghan exactly what she thought — and let’s just say, it wasn’t sugar-coated.” The Alleged Punishment So, what’s the royal consequence? Reports claim Anne has “unofficially banned” Meghan from certain royal family events — including an upcoming commemorative ceremony honoring the late Queen — until she “shows proper respect to the Crown.”

“Anne told staff she doesn’t want drama overshadowing royal duty,” another insider added. “She’s old-school — loyalty first, headlines last.” Meghan’s Reaction: “She’s Furious!” Sources close to Meghan claim the Duchess is “shocked and furious”, viewing Anne’s actions as “unfair and outdated.” Meghan reportedly told friends she’s being “singled out” and that the royal establishment is “trying to silence her voice.” Still, those who know Princess Anne say she won’t budge. “Anne’s not the type to apologize,” said one long-time palace observer.

“If she’s made up her mind, good luck changing it!” The Palace in Damage Control The royal communications team is said to be scrambling to contain the story before it spirals out of control. But with the press feasting on every detail, the drama between the “no-nonsense Princess” and the “California Duchess” shows no signs of cooling down. One thing is certain: when Princess Anne takes charge, even a Duchess knows she’s in trouble. The royal tea has never been this hot — and the world can’t stop sipping.