SCANDAL ROCKS WINDSOR! Queen Camilla ‘Furious’ After Princess Catherine’s SHOCKING Discovery in Kensington Palace Basement: It’s a SECRET TUNNEL… to a PIZZA SHOP! 

Palace Intrigue: The Duchess and the Deep Dish

The usually serene corridors of Kensington Palace have been reduced to a whirlwind of chaos and whispers this week, all thanks to an unbelievable discovery made by Catherine, The Princess of Wales. Sources confirm that what started as a simple request for better storage space ended with the unearthing of a decades-old secret tunnel—a tunnel that leads not to escape, but straight to the back entrance of a popular, high-street pizza parlor!

But the revelation has caused a major rift with Queen Camilla, who is reportedly “absolutely furious” about the identity of the tunnel’s original architect.

Catherine Finds the Conduit of Carbs

The Princess of Wales, currently overseeing renovations in the older wing of the palace, noticed a suspicious, drafty patch behind a dusty tapestry. Upon investigation, she authorized security staff to breach the wall.

What they found was astonishing: a narrow, well-maintained passage, complete with tiny, retro wallpaper and a small, vintage bell system. Following the tunnel’s path led them past the official palace perimeter, under a well-known London thoroughfare, and finally to a heavily disguised door labeled “Supplies Only” behind a local pizza establishment called “Royal Crust.”

“Catherine was speechless,” reported an anonymous Palace worker. “It wasn’t a secret escape route; it was clearly a secret snack route. There were old menus stuck to the walls, and a small, framed photo of a woman in a tiara next to a slice of pepperoni.”

The Architect: Camilla’s Shocking Secret

The real scandal began when Princess Catherine presented her findings to King Charles III and Queen Camilla. While Charles reportedly found the whole thing mildly amusing—recalling vague memories of late-night “supply runs”—Queen Camilla’s reaction was one of pure, unadulterated fury and embarrassment.

Sources confirm that Camilla immediately realized the tunnel’s connection to her own youth. The framed photo found inside the tunnel was allegedly a young Camilla, then a teenager, with a triumphant grin next to a slice of pizza.

It was Queen Camilla who built the tunnel decades ago!

“Camilla admitted, through gritted teeth, that she and a few close friends excavated the tunnel back in the late 1960s,” reported a well-placed insider. “Apparently, Palace chefs in those days were absolutely useless with dough. It was her private, secret connection to the outside world, reserved for emergency carbohydrate cravings.”

The Royal Feud: Pizza Wars

Queen Camilla is now reportedly raging at Princess Catherine for uncovering and publicizing her teenage antics.

• Camilla’s Fury: She is said to be demanding the immediate, discreet sealing of the tunnel, fearing the publicity will undermine her dignified, Queenly image. “She said it makes her look like a common cheese-fiend!” the source claimed.

• Catherine’s Delight: Meanwhile, Catherine is reportedly finding the whole saga hilarious and has suggested turning the tunnel into a museum exhibit. Prince George has reportedly already requested an inaugural trip.

The “Royal Crust” pizza shop, now thrust into global fame, has started selling a limited edition “Camilla Special” pizza, topped with extra mushrooms and secrecy. The only thing certain is that this royal embarrassment, all thanks to a simple desire for good, greasy pizza, proves that even future Queens can’t resist a deep-dish detour!