BEST NEWS OF THE DAY! “SHE’S NO LONGER QUEEN CONSORT!”
A Royal Earthquake Shakes Buckingham Palace to Its Core!
London, U.K. — October 15. The Crown has never seen chaos quite like this. In a move that stunned courtiers, thrilled royal-watchers, and sent social media into meltdown, King Charles III and Princess Anne have issued their final ultimatum—officially removing Queen Camilla from the monarchy’s inner circle of power.
“It’s over — truly over,” whispered one breathless palace aide. “The atmosphere inside Buckingham Palace is electric. No one knows what tomorrow looks like.”
The New Order of the Crown
According to insiders, a royal decree was quietly signed late last night, redefining who holds real influence at the heart of the monarchy. And in a twist worthy of a Netflix drama, Princess Catherine has been elevated to a newly created role described by experts as “the modern face of the throne.”
But the biggest surprise? A mysterious “returning royal” has also been named in the new hierarchy — someone “everyone knows… yet no one expected.” Speculation is wild, ranging
Britain in Uproar
From Westminster pubs to TikTok feeds, the nation is ablaze with theories. Crowds have gathered outside palace gates, waving flags and chanting Catherine’s name, while reporters camp through the night hoping for a glimpse of the royal reshuffle in motion.
