The Classmate Scandal: How Prince William’s Textbook Heist Sparked a Royal Love Story
St. Andrews, Scotland — Forget grand palaces and formal introductions—the love story between Prince William and Kate Middleton may have started with something far more scandalous: a borrowed textbook that was never returned.
According to resurfaced college records and whispers from former classmates, the young Prince William “accidentally” held onto Kate’s textbooks for an entire semester. His shocking reason? Not laziness. Not forgetfulness. But romance.
“I just wanted an excuse to talk to her,” William reportedly confessed to friends at the time.
What began as a small act of academic mischief is now being hailed by historians as “the smartest move in royal history.”
A Royal Book Borrower
At St. Andrews University, William and Kate were simply students—though one had the weight of a crown in his future. Sources say William frequently sat near Kate in lectures, always quick with a polite smile. But the Prince, surprisingly shy in those early days, struggled to find a reason to strike up conversation.
That’s when fate—and Kate’s textbooks—stepped in.
“He asked to borrow her economics book ‘just for the weekend,’” recalls a fellow classmate. “That book didn’t make it back to her shelf for months. Every week she’d remind him, and every week he’d say, ‘I’ll bring it next time.’ But somehow, he always forgot.”
The Scandal Grows
What started as one missing book allegedly grew into a full-blown pattern. Class notes, highlighted pages, and even Kate’s favorite pen were all said to have lingered suspiciously long in William’s possession. Some friends teased him about building a “Kate library.”
Royal aides later downplayed the scandal, insisting that William was merely “a devoted student.” But classmates weren’t buying it.
“Let’s be honest,” one friend laughed, “He didn’t need the book—he needed a reason to see her again.”
Kate’s Response: Amused or Annoyed?
Reports suggest Kate was equal parts amused and frustrated by the constant delays. At one point, she’s said to have joked: “He may be a prince, but he’s a terrible librarian.”
But behind the teasing, her friends claim Kate secretly found the move charming. “It was old-fashioned courtship disguised as college clumsiness,” one insider revealed. “She saw through it—and she liked it.”
Historians Weigh In
The so-called “Classmate Scandal” has become a favorite anecdote among royal historians, who say it humanizes the couple’s love story.
Dr. Miranda Pemberley, an expert on modern monarchy, explained:
“In a world of strict etiquette, William’s playful borrowing was refreshingly normal. It shows that even future kings have to make excuses to talk to the girl they like.”
Fans React: A Scholarly Seduction
The internet has erupted with memes under the hashtag #LoveLessons. One viral tweet joked: “William didn’t just borrow her textbooks—he checked out her heart.”
On TikTok, students are reenacting the scene, borrowing books from their crushes and captioning it “pulling a William.”
A Scandal That Became Destiny
Though the textbooks were eventually returned (with doodles in the margins, according to rumor), the move had already achieved its goal. The Prince got his chance to talk to Kate, and the rest is royal history.
From one “accidental” semester-long loan grew a romance, a marriage, and the future King and Queen of England.
In the end, the Classmate Scandal proves a timeless truth: sometimes the smartest way to win love isn’t by ruling a kingdom—it’s by holding onto a borrowed book just a little too long.
