HOT NEWS: Meghan Flaunts Baby #3 and Archie’s DNA Test—William Rolls His Eyes: “That Hair? Please… Its Father Is…”
In a headline-grabbing royal twist, Meghan Markle has stepped back into the spotlight—this time cradling what appears to be a growing baby bump, confirming rumors that baby number three is on the way. But the bigger shock came when she publicly addressed long-standing whispers with an unexpected move: revealing a DNA test involving young Archie.
Appearing at a charity gala in Los Angeles, Meghan wore a sleek, figure-hugging gown that left no doubt—she’s expecting. Moments later, in a red carpet interview, she coolly confirmed it. “Yes, we’re thrilled,” she said with a smile. “Every child is a blessing.”
But it was what followed that sparked a frenzy. When asked about royal family rumors and past tabloid speculation about Archie’s paternity, Meghan replied pointedly, “I brought receipts. DNA doesn’t lie.”
Later that evening, a document—allegedly a DNA report—was shared through a source close to the Sussexes. While not officially confirmed, it purportedly shows that Prince Harry is indeed Archie’s biological father, aiming to silence conspiracy theories once and for all.
Across the Atlantic, Prince William’s reported reaction has only fueled the drama. According to a palace insider, when briefed on Meghan’s statement and the DNA bombshell, William was unimpressed. “That hair? Please…” he allegedly muttered, rolling his eyes. “Its father is obviously Harry.” The comment, though sarcastic, hints at deep-rooted tensions that remain between the brothers.
The royal family has not issued an official response, though sources say the Queen Consort is urging calm and discretion. Meanwhile, royal watchers are split—some applaud Meghan’s boldness, others accuse her of stoking the fire.
As baby #3 nears and the Sussexes continue to forge their own path, one thing is clear: the royal soap opera shows no signs of slowing.
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